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2,000 on NEAR

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2,000 generative kaomoji, every one a mood you have already had while staring at a chart. 50 symbols, 40 phrases and 16 typefaces, which is the only thing here that is rare.

guest@no-results:~
# querying near
$ no-results --list --all
scanning 2,000 tokens...
50 symbols · 40 phrases · 16 fonts
matched: 0
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Rarity

It lives in one trait, and only one. The phrase on every token is set in one of 16 typefaces, and those are not handed out evenly. Everything else is.

50 symbols multiplied by 40 phrases is exactly 2,000, and every pair exists once, so every symbol appears exactly 40 times and every phrase exactly 50 times. No symbol is rarer than another and no phrase is either. You can count it in the metadata as published.

So a token's rarity is its font's share of the supply, and nothing else. There is no score, no composite rank and no weighting we invented. The counts are below.

sort --by font | uniq -c

common
1,48074% · 8 fonts
uncommon
34017% · 4 fonts
rare
1809% · 4 fonts
symbols
5040 each, no exceptions
phrases
4050 each, no exceptions
rarest
Rarest font: Bungee, 40 of 2,000 tokens.
floor
n/a
common1,480 · 74%
  • Syne Mono170 · 8.5%
  • Xanh Mono170 · 8.5%
  • Cutive Mono180 · 9.0%
  • Nova Mono180 · 9.0%
  • Share Tech Mono190 · 9.5%
  • Space Mono190 · 9.5%
  • IBM Plex Mono200 · 10.0%
  • JetBrains Mono200 · 10.0%

the terminal faces, the ones that look like the rest of the site

uncommon340 · 17%
  • Doto80 · 4.0%
  • Press Start 2P80 · 4.0%
  • Silkscreen90 · 4.5%
  • VT32390 · 4.5%

pixel and dot matrix, where the phrase starts looking like a display

rare180 · 9%
  • Bungee40 · 2.0%
  • Monoton40 · 2.0%
  • Rubik Glitch40 · 2.0%
  • Major Mono Display60 · 3.0%

the loud ones, and the only place a token can be genuinely hard to find

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Minting on NEAR

All 2,000 go to one public mint on NEAR at 0.1 NEAR each, 2 per wallet. No allowlist and no second phase. The date is not set yet, and until it is, this page says “to be announced” rather than guessing.

You attach exactly 0.1 NEAR per token and pay your own gas, which on NEAR is around 0.001 NEAR a transaction. When the contract exists, its account goes here so you can read it before you sign anything. A date or an address from anywhere else did not come from us.

supply
2,000
chain
NEAR
standard
NEP-171
price
0.1 NEAR
per wallet
2 · up to 0.2 NEAR
phases
one public phase
date
to be announced
contract
to be announced

no contract deployed, so nothing to connect to yet

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Questions

What actually is this?

2,000 kaomoji, generated from 50 symbols, 40 phrases and 16 typefaces, each one a mood you have already had while staring at a chart. The art is a picture of a face and a line of text, and that is the whole idea. Whatever gets built after this gets said here once it exists, and not a moment before.

Which one is the rare one?

The one with the rare typeface. Every phrase is set in one of 16 fonts, and those are the only trait handed out unevenly: 1,480 tokens carry a common terminal face, 340 a pixel one and 180 one of the four loud ones. A token's rarity is its font's share of the supply and nothing else.

So the symbol and the phrase do not matter?

Not for rarity, no. 50 x 40 is exactly 2,000 and every pair exists once, so every symbol appears 40 times and every phrase 50 times. Exactly even, by construction. We did not add a score that quietly makes some of them count for more, and there is no composite rank.

What does the mint cost, and when is it?

0.1 NEAR each, 2 per wallet, and all 2,000 go to one public mint with no allowlist. The date is still to be announced, and there is no contract deployed yet. When there is one, its account will be on this page so you can read it before you sign anything, and it will be posted from @noresultnear, which is the only account we post from. A date from anywhere else did not come from us.

Why NEAR?

Because that is where it launches. The collection mints as a NEP-171 contract, which is NEAR's NFT standard, and holders will need a NEAR wallet to receive one. A NEAR account can be a readable name like you.near rather than a string of hex, which suits a collection whose whole idea is a line of text.

Why is the font the rare part?

Because it is the only thing that could be. The kaomoji need Katakana, Hiragana, Hangul, box drawing and CJK glyphs that almost no typeface carries, so the symbol has to stay in the two fonts that do or most of the collection would render as empty boxes. The phrases are plain ASCII, so they can be set in anything. The constraint picked the trait, not us.

Is the art on chain?

Not yet, and we are not going to say it is until it is. The images are served from this site while the metadata still points at an unset IPFS address. That gets settled before any mint, not after.